Recipe Here!
This is my
contribution to the artistic world.
Notice the consummate angles of the slices. The variant on a Rembrandt-like
stylistic motif almost calls forth in one’s imagination the horrifying tableau of
a small child who, instead of being given a red crayon and construction paper
to draw upon, is given a sharp knife and
brains as a canvas. Mmmm, delicious.
Enjoy this vegan delight, and prepare to tap your inner child as you splatter
zombie-bait all over your kitchen walls and friends. (Crowd source suggestions
here are welcome. How to be a straight slicer?)
Readers should note
that most of these bars were given away to neighbors and friends. The tragedy
is that I found out a bit later how gas-inducing this particular recipe turned
out to be. Sorry! Secretly, though, we the blind sometimes concoct devious
formulae such as this in order to verify that our guests actually did in fact
eat what we made. Methane makes a great lie detector test for us.
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