Franklin D. Roosevelt said in his inaugural speech of 1932
that “…the only thing to fear is fear itself.” Clearly he thought he was
speaking for everyone, irrespective of disability, he being the
wheelchair-bound authority on it. But as a past and future businessman, and an
American who is legally blind, I’d like to point out another thing he mentions
later in that same speech. “[The rulers of our material exchanges] have no
vision, and without vision the people perish.” Rubbish I say—to both. Why?
Because the paroxysms of terror that wrack my body at the thought of preparing
food for others while seeing life through a piece of wax paper is a healthy and
valid fear. My therapist says so, so it must be true. And since a specter is
not the author of this blog--ghost writer…get it?--I have obviously not
perished from this condition. With your help, though, I plan not to tear away
the wax paper, but incorporate it into baking and cooking in ways other than
keeping cookie dough off the countertops. Together let’s use our aggregate
wiki-lectualism to shed light on the mysteries of the culinary arts that our
sighted counterparts have been jealously guarding for millennia! (A shout out
here to my sighted friends; woot woot! Who’s my cream puff?)
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